If cattle protested, it'd probably be about this.

The Shine

Rotting body in the bathtub? Grab a bottle of Hertex Plus to remove those hard stains. With Hertex Plus, you got The Shine!

This Is The Best Job Ever

No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.

These Bears Are the Best Rappers Ever

Parental advisory: these bears use some quite explicit language while laying down their rhymes. They got mad skillz though.

Fire Away!

Every warrior needs target practice to keep him on top of his game, even if you are a chick in disquise - Can you hit a target with and arrow? - Here you have the chance to prove you are a hero!

Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective

Poor little Blake, all his secrets, like trying to hide that he hates school and that he's pee'd in a swimming pool and who his fav parent is, all come bubbling to the surface because you can't out with a lie detector on a talk show.

Dan Nomenn - a recognized master of his craft

Nomenn stands at the center of the storm under an umbrella and holding the camera at the ready, waiting for the next lightning flash to photograph your next magical shot.

How to f*&@ up a FOX newscast

Just act like a dolt in the window behind the cameraman, and you'll be sure to become famous!

Blowing a bigass bubble

She's going for a world record with that thing. Who else really really wants to pop it?

Blingin' Golf Cart