Bombing for peace is like F...

Never Again

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Toddlers & Tiaras: Doing Dolly Parton

Looks like somebody has thought of the children here, and dressed them up to look like a country and western star in fake boobs and bums. Oh the humanity! The least we can do is take the high ground and condemn this horrific practice.

lanie Iglasias & Lisa Ramos

If this is what constitutes Kate Upton getting served, then there should be a lot more of it going on in the world -- in fact there should be a competition where girls in skimpy hot pants dance around and Kate Upton gets to judge them.

If that's the Happy Meal, I think a lot of kids are going to learn some weird life

If that's the Happy Meal, I think a lot of kids are going to learn some weird life-lessons

Dude Eats 3 Tampons In 1 Minute

Looks like somebody didnt get their meds today - WTF!!! Seriously who does this kind of thing? At what point in life does it cross your mind that you could eat 3 tampons dunked in water in under 1 minute?

Khloe's Cute!!!

Lime green underwear is a great idea to find her in the dark.

chin hair

Redneck swimming pool

Self-Induced Back Pain

Just keep your eye on the left hand side of the screen and watch how acrobatic Phil suddenly loses his grip and gives his spinal column a bit of a workout that it probably doesn't want & won't forget in a hurry. Aaaa-ouch.