Clean Your Balls

Do you have some dirty balls that Jaime Pressly could clean up for you?

I Wish Girls...

I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't on the top of my list - so wannabe Enrique here is either very confused or really does have a deep-fathomed psychological noodle fetish yearning !!

English dude gets punched across the face

He may not seem mad, but in England, he's steaming mad

Paw Paw Miaw

Exciting new fighting game where you can choose your Paw Paw character and fight your way to the top in story mode in a one on one battle and see who gets the highest score. Or why not bring your friends over and play two player?!

DON'T Touch The Snake!

I bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don't you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?

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Save the beer!

The most important belongings to rednecks.

Smoking to end it all

Well, if you really hate living, this is one way to go

Take a sip of Ice Cucumber Pepsi

It's almost worth going to Japan to get this stuff. Yuk.

Looking At Life Though A Vajayjay!

It's 'life', as seen from a warm, fuzzy, moist place, not really a perspective we're used to seeing as men, so it's 'enlightening'! Actually, that's not the word i was looking for, it's more like 'libido-killing-therapy-inducing horror!' yep, thats it! :(