Before and After

Burn Out Fail

Nothing says 'loser' better than a attempting failed Fast & Furious recreation! Doing a burn out till your tires wear through probably isn't a very good idea. And this douchebag learn that the hard way, good work brains.

Couple goes at it right in the middle of a store

Well, there was a chair there, and they were in the mood to rock, so have at it!

Emergencies

A pamphlet you are not going to find in many places.

Zombies personal ad

Brains are hard to come by, but this will get them what they desire

Most Offensive Jokes Ever

It'll be worth your while mesmerizing at least half of these, so you can take them with you to parties and set about offending everyone you meet. Chances are they'll not be offended by all of them, so best have a few reserve just in case.

It's Time to Watch the Best Fails of Last Week

Nothing will make you feel better about yourself and generally better about everything than watching other people do completely stupid stuff and it all get caught on camera—it's the greatest tonic ever.

Amazing Mind Reader Reveals His 'Gift'

This unholy abomination of a man can communicate with demons, he's crossed the threshold into another world to reveal information about these people and couldn't have got from any other way! OK, maybe he just had a look online then.

Stewart V Armando: Political Correctness

It’s shocking in this world we live in, where you can’t even beat up an old lady in her home without submitting a health and safety application because you might hurt yourself breaking and entering and could sue the local council.

Watch Out Internet

This little cutie really knows how to make some cool moves, flinging herself around her bedroom while dressed in the minimal amount of apparel. She's a future camgirl in the making, so watch out internet & prepare to be teased.