Jingle Bells on a Cash Register

There's nothing more festive than a supermarket cash register, right? Um, no. But how about if you had lots of cash registers and the bleepie sounds they make were turned into a funky orchestra playing Jingle Bells?

The Gas-Powered La-Z-Boy

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

Woman Dies on Kings County Hospital Floor ( News Version)

No Pants Subway Ride 2012

Bored of social conventions? Looking for a way to stick it to those subway riding sheeple? Like the frosty winter air whipping past your downstairs particulars? This could be for you. All you need is a lack of pantaloons and you’ll fit right in.

It's Ashely Candy's Beautiful Butt

I haven't see a booty this perfect for a long while. Her skin is super smooth with no imperfections and that thong does nothing but help show it off even more. But don't let this asset divert your gaze from the rest of her - She's drool-tastic!

Sports Car Convention

A big group of lucky guys zipping down the road - nice cars!

2L Diet Coke Challenge (No Burp)

This guy gives it a go, but that’s not what’s most impressive about it, just wait until you hear the epic burp he releases after the challenge. Although it’s less of a burp and more like a killer whale’s mating call.

Ironic Public Information Signs

Ahhh, irony, it's life's wonderful oxymoron full of poetic FAIL! What a boring place this planet would be without it. Also where would Alanis Morissette get at least 2 albums worth of song material from?

Big Train – Work Place W@nking

Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to. But would you be happy?

Navy Seal Training

They are strong, they are tough and they are almost always wet.