Crash Test Kittens

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

Sensual Pre-Race Warm Up

Michelle Jenneke, the Australian runner, has a hip-swaying, eye-catching pre-race warm up that will make it worth your while tuning into the Olympics if only just to watch her races. And when it's done in slow-mo, well, sport doesn't get better.

Homecoming Surprise!

There are good surprises, like unexpectedly seeing a loved one after an epic amount of time, & there are bad surprises, like coming home to find your girlfriend in bed with your best friend -- fortunately this is the former, so enjoy & grab some tissues.

Bet You Can’t Laugh Without Smiling!?

So, can you? Have you tried it? OK, so they look like a couple of stroke victims having a fit, but so what, that’s the price you sometimes have to pay when you’re this awesome. Now try watching this video and laughing without smiling.

Nasty Elvis

Look! A huge, gross, Elvis. What the fuck is going on in his crotch?

Street Fighter Red Tape: Ryu

No doubt you misspent a lot of your youth playing SF2 and screaming at the TV—one of the big take-aways from the game was the stuff the characters said when they unleashed their special moves.

Peeping Tom Caught In The Act

Wait for it. Wait. For. It. Caught on film here is a peeping tom and a cute pussy. Yeah, those two things are like the voyeur equivalent of finding a pot of fried gold in your bucket of chicken. But beware. All is not what it seems…

Ni If's - Just Butts!

An ode to ass, a tribute to the derriere, a bibliography of the badonkadonk. So much high quality meat you'll want to go on the Atkins diet. It's like christmas all over again, I think I'm going to have to go on a detox.

Looks like they weren't psychic enough.

Tap Dat!

My God, you could rest your beer on there and maybe your whole dinner too. That's the sort of ass-et a man would climb mountains & swim shark-infested seas to get a peek at. And covered in latex too. Dayam.