Celebs Read Tweets About Themselves

Celebrities like nothing more than reading about themselves, so Jimmy Kimmel toys with their giant egos by getting a selection of them to read out tweets about themselves that the kind, or not so kind, people of the twitterati have said about them.

NERDS

I like sexy girls with white skirts

I like sexy girls with white skirts

Epic Boat FAILS!

Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.

McDoobies

Spoof on a McDonalds Drive through, where everything is drugs.

i don't think you should be smoking that

i don't think you should be smoking that

Fainting Kittens

Prepare to be overwhelmed with cuteness. There so much cuteness going on in this video you may well find your testosterone levels would've shrunk to nothing as these kittens faint at the slightest sound. Cute to the power of cute.

Beach Babe Butt-Tastic

If you go down to the sea today you're in for a BIG surprise! They aren't teddy bears, but i reckon these fine examples of the female form are far more cuddly - just try not to get any butt sand in your mouth as you worship these wonders of nature!

Plane Crashes At Show

Not sure what this pilot was aiming for but it wasn't a runway. Fortunately, this pilot not only survived the crash but walked away with only minor injuries.

One Happy Snowman

Look at that grin on it's face. That snowwoman must be doin something right!