How To Quit Jobs You Don't Have

Just because Peter Butterman doesn't actually work for these companies, that isn't going to stop him from quitting working for them. The results are hilarious, Peter should be awarded a medal for services to lulz. Or a job.

Stormtrooper Phone Call

He lost his communicator and needed to use the booth!

Awesome Italian TV

Well this is one way to get people to tune in, she is hot as though.

Just Made It!

A second earlier, and that guy couldn't have butted his head into the photo!

Old Phone Upgrade

Here's quite the way to upgrade a phone! It has all the newest gadgets!

Baby Burger

Needs to be reheated.

Gangsta Bitch Barbie

Pr0n Buddies FTW!

This still rings true, although in this day and age, as well as giving your mate a set of keys to your house, you'll need to give him the login to your computer so he can delete your browsing history & those pictures of you and the girlfriend...

Why Passing Out Is Bad

The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this humiliating experience is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them looking like the floor of an all you can eat buffet joint, their eyes will feel fine

Paper Pug

A game that contains a puppy,a soldier and a ninja?!? How could it NOT be awesome!?