Smoking Kills

Wow, it really does kill

Pope Gets Attacked by Crazy Woman

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

Why Jennifer Lawrence Tripped

So just what was it that made ms Lawrence take a tumble on her night of glory when she shouldn't been all graceful, but instead will be remembered for the woman who fell over when she went to collect her Oscar. Conan O'Brien gets to the bottom of it all.

How To Tell if You’re a Basic Bitch

It might not be something you’re willing to admit, but are you or someone you know a basic bitch? For instance, in college did you own a pair of sweat pants that said “sexy” on the butt? If so then you may want to seek professional help right away.

Holy Maggots!

Episode 1 in a series about maggots. Today, they're hunting buffalo!

Britney Spears has turned into an ugly bitch

Two Car Nutshot

Where he once had nuts, he now has driver and passenger-side airbags (fitted as standard). At least he managed to take down the pole with his balls. I bet he wished he had balls of steel - Why the HELL did he do this?

Happy 4th Of July

Now this is a reason to celebrate, stand proud and give a salute to the flagpole. Talk about a patriotic outfit. Next year if my girl isn't wearing one of those she is getting tossed overboard in a tea chest into Boston harbor.

Clever Wonderbra Billboard

The folks at Wonderbra engineered a rotating
billboard so it looks like its malfunctioning.

Adriana's Awesome-alicious!

Well, will you look at that, is that a snake I can see? At the back in the glass tank? It looks like quite a large one, or is that just because it's pleased to see Adriana rattling and grinding? I bet that it's seen some things in its time...