Fat Chick Breaks Boat Seat

This is why the whale stays in the water, not in the boat.

One of these is not like the other

Meow?

The Nam: It Blowed Up Real Good

We all know how much the U.S. Army loves to blow things up and shoot at people or pretty much anything else that gets in it’s path, no place was this more evident than in their adventures in Vietnam

hungry

Giant octopus birthday cake

Even if I’m not such a big fan of octopus, this cake looks so tasty!

Pat From Moonachie's Talking Ass

Pat from Moonachie is a professional eater with the IFOCE, but we had no idea he was a budding ventriloquist. Here he is showing off his ventriloquist skills with his old-man-looking buttcheeks.

I wonder what the shipping cost would be on this thing?

Goooaaalll Nina!

I have to admit, I'm not the biggest fan of this World Cup, it's occurred to me that this is perhaps the missing element. Uber sexy webcam girl cheerleaders! It's no stretch to assume I would be far more inclined to watch if Nina and her like were there!

Caption FAIL 2

These two guys are back, two grown men who think nothing of picking on a poor defenceless algorithm, by highlighting the inaccuracies of Google's auto-translation tool. Who's the big man!? Picking on a set of instructions, look at the big man.

How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

Chicks. You can't kill them, but you can sure make them seriously pissed and want to kill you! If you're trying to find an easy way to guarantee you won't get any action tonight, this is a safe bet. At least you get a laugh at her expense!