Walk This Way!!!

Yep it's a video of a cat. Yep it's kinda stupid. It's not long though so if you want your fifteen seconds back, send us your details and we'll email you your chronomatic refund. We may even throw in a extra second for good measure.

Duck Suicide

He couldn't take little duck life anymore, so now he's going to squish his little head!

Clean Is The New Dirty

Are these girls getting dirtier the more they get clean, or are they dirty chicks cleaning up their act - it's all a bit confusing, the more i see the more i'm convinced i need to be there in person, purely to make a proper judgement of course!

Nikki Sixx Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show

Nikki Sixx from MOTLEY CRUE returns to the Opie and Anthony Show to promote his book 'The Heroin Diaries', and to make us all feel jealous because his life is a lot cooler than ours.

The Con Time Machine

Time machines are commonplace..but have you ever ridden in the CON time machine?

Why Being A Midget Rocks!

What a great view! Forget herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the Serengeti or dawn slowly rising across the dunes of the Sahara, or salmon migrating upstream to spawn, this is where's it's at, staring up a girl's top.

Please Make My Dreams Come True....

Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!

Mastermind - WTF!?!

When your all powerful leader elects his second-in-command and it turns out to be a large-chested bombshell with no brain you'd be a little pissed-off too - Seems like evil leaders have an eye for the ladies too !

Free the baloon

No winners yet

Run dog! Collapse is imminent!