World's Most Important Text

You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.

An amazing cell phone bill.

Smack My Pitch Up = AWESOME!

Here's how the Prodigy made their track Smack My Bitch Up, they followed the great tradition of Western pop music, they just ripped off other songs, gave them a stir & voilà! So you can thank Kool & the Gang, Ultramagnetic MCs & Randy Weston.

Care Bears: Back in Action

I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.

Can rats laugh?

Since I know you've all been wanting to tickle rats, here's some information for you!

Teacher Expelled Over Religion

Wondering How You Can Gain Muscle Fast? Here it is!

Is it bothering you that you are a hard gainer? Pay attention. Learning how to gain muscle fast is not as complicated as it seems. To build a shape, it is important to train smarter rather than train harder.

Ellipsis

Defend and destroy wave after wave of colorful enemies!

Flexible Granny

Bee Commando

Killer bees are back ! Defeat the intruders in a tactical battle for Central Park.