Dad Scares Son With Batman Outfit

Forget the young Bruce Wayne being stuck down an old well and terrorized by bats, THIS is what really happened. No wonder he was pissed when someone killed his dad, it took away the oppertunity of him doing it himself.

Jackie Chan HATES Karate Kids!

Thank the ninja gods that Jackie has spoken out against what can only be described as a crime against humanity: Little kids doing karate in movies. In traditional Kung Fu style Jackie kicks the crap out of those little bastards. Go Jackie!

Benches and Hos

Well, at least they're trying to cater to their audience

Tam Tower Challenge

A gameshow-type game of probability and decision-making with over $200 million to win.

Cup Size Choir

Now this is what i'm talking about. Shameless brand advertising! So we get cute girls in their smalls lying down on beds saucily “oohing” and “aahing” while shots of their breasts and butts are intercut with the music.

Our Loving Animals

Some moments are really important and so damn pretty so you have to capture them.

Ass-O-Scope

Peer into the black abyss...what will you see?

rude awakening

Daddy Long Legs, Who Did Name You?

This guy's a genius, he needs his own TV show so we can hear his ruminations on all things. Or maybe he could field phone calls, people call him up with their questions and he gives his in genius response. That, or he's just plain weird!?

Bad Baby Sitter

Well, she was cheap!