Take One For The Team

Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. I was obviously wromg - This seems much easier, but somehow much, MUCH more painful - WTF?

Kangaroo Kicks guy into water

IMDABES

Dunno if anyone were aware but this guy, this guy right here, he's da bessssssss. That's right, it seems incredible that he's finally turned up, the chosen one to lead us unto illumination, but it's defo him, just look at his rad car and all the flames.

That Gotye Song

Come on, we've all done this, even if you can't drive and have never been in a car you've done this. Somehow. And the great thing about singing along to the Gotye Song is that you don't even need to know the words, just mumble your way through until the chorus.

for fucks sake let me out of here

for fucks sake let me out of here

David Hicks on Cribs

David shows off her sweet prison cell on a fake version of Cribs. Nice digs!

Automotive 'Drifting' Gone Wrong

This is a horrific accident that happened in the capital of Saudi Arabia, Riyadh, on 25th May--it makes for grim viewing as the occupants of the car are thrown from it like toys, dying on the spot, and severed arms are left lying on the race track in the wake of this tragedy.

AVGN Mailbag - Busting a Gut

The guys at Cinemassacre get a lot of mail in their mailbag, so much that they read the best and worst out and film themselves. And this time they received an email from someone with some advice we'd all do well to follow: Live like a windrammer as you fuck.

Anonymous murder sounds very familiar

It's awesome that someone got this into the paper, and awesome that the editor didn't ever watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Bad Idea

When a woman is pregnant, try not to taunt her.