Park Bench 'Boner'

We've all been there, don't deny it, sitting on a bench in a long trench coat staring at the sky slowly drifting through your pr0n bank. No? Well it seems this guy has. Did you know da Vinci originally named his famous painting Boner Lisa?

Wannabe Ninja Accidentally Slices Arm

Fail. He should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him - OUCH!

Wasp Attack

She doesn't seem to mind the swarm of bees all over her body

How To Keep A Girlfriend

Treat them mean - keep them keen. I think NOT! She certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

Divine Destiny

Frilly panties, a classic track from the 80s and fatalistic Destiny bouncing about on the lover's sanctuary, her bed, and then nimbly leaping about bumping her backside, complete with pigtails for that full 'cheerleader in their underwear' effect!

Vietnam Recruitment Tape

Promotional tape made to bring Aussies to Vietnam.

Hungry Space 2

It's still an alien-eat-alien world out there, can you survive?

28 inch mother gives birth to an 18 inch baby

Now that HAD to have hurt.

Fukien Gormet

Don't mispronounce the name of this place when you're inside!

these are some huge ass rims