FTW: How To Win A Bar Fight

Mike Capes walks you through everything you need to know to win a gentlemanly bar fight. Hit them early, hard and with the right part of your fist. Then do the decent thing and buy them a drink, and start all over again.

Top 10 Funniest Gay Marriage Comedy Bits (Stand-Up and Sketch)

In light of Prop 8 getting overturned in the federal courts today, here's a list of the funniest comedy bits about gay marriage, from stand-up to viral sketches, that show everyone exactly how ridiculous the concept of banning gay marriage was in the first place. Congratulations on this first step in the right direction to all the LGBT Rankers out there.

I CAN'T EVEN

And thus ever was and ever will be every conversation between two teenage girls from the beginning of time and for all eternity.

Boyfriend Gets Revenge On Pyscho Chick

If your psycho girlfriend smashed your xbox, because you played it too much, you would want some revenge too right?

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with weird devices like this

Bizarre Japanese commerical has something to do with dogs and snacks

Um, apparently, dogs can bring you to a store and get snacks for you and wear costumes and I don't know what the hell

Woman Gets Stuck In Dryer

Seeing is believing! You really have to be a moron of the highest caliber to get yourself stuck in a clothes airer. Still, at least she has her friends to hand to video the occasion and help with the LOLZ.

DUI Checkpoint Refusal

If you've been out on the sauce all night then you're driving home and you come across a DUI checkpoint, you're screwed right? Not exactly, just do what this guy does and refuse to answer the question of whether you've been drinking or not.

What Drugs To Take On A Date

It's always a tough choice on what drugs to take when meeting up with babes.

Mistress Dezzi

An incredible woman, I'm sure you'll agree. She could probably command armies just be showing a bit of leg, or make fierce dictators weep like a small child by denying them her affections. Kingdoms have fallen for less. Enjoy.