2 Teens of $5

Mouse is Screwed

Nowhere to run now, little man!

Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

When these two technological giants met, the inevitable happened. That’s right, someone made a three-panelled comic and started with the funnies. It’d be a crime not to.

Parking

I don't think that counts as 'parallel'

WOW At Maria Ozawa's Mounds!

You've got to adore these gorgeous half-Japanese girls, and this cutie is no exception as she's hawter than a speeding comet going supernova in the center of the Sun while being struck by a bolt of lightning, if such a thing were possible!

Beans Beans

Beans are good for you! Beans Beans Beans!

Snuff Box – Boyfriend Sketches

Matt’s a happy to help kind of guy, you know the sort who likes to offer a hand to a lady in need. Thing is though, like most guys Matt’s got an ulterior motive. He’s happy to help, but just don’t mention the boyfriend. K?

Birthday Party At The KFC

Greatest Birthday Party Ever Thrown!

Racist!

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

F*ck the Police

So nice of him to show off for the police and the cameras