Happy Croc

Wheee!

Sex with hot sexy blonde

Sex with hot sexy blonde

Busy Burger

It's up to you to keep your burger joint running at top speed - can you crank the grade D meat out fast enough?

Care Bears: Back in Action

I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.

Cute Kim Kardashian

Look at that sultry look urging you to come hither and show her a good time, I'd certainly be very happy to oblige!

Spring-Break Bikini Blowout

Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is here and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It's a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?

The Birds and the Bees

Talking about sex with your kids has never been THIS awkward!

Nobody Beats the Drum – Blood on My Hands

If you’re thinking of opening a restaurant, then look no further than this for your head chef. She’ll look good in an apron and she certainly knows her way around a knife.....BUT!?

Hey, that's not a mole!

Someone's having fun!

Not working too hard to hide it either