green means go

It's The Ruddy Future - WTF!?!

In the past people who worked on the internet were ugly freaks with itchy cardigans made from social paranoia and awkwardness, but not any more, now we're all at it and people who work in technology are hailed as gods on this earth!

nonsense construction sign

missing something? didn't think so

missing something? didn't think so

Dodge SRT-10 Burnout and Roll-Over Crash

Sorry, buddy, but your idiotic crash is just a little too late to qualify your truck for 'cash for clunkers.'

Don't drink and fly

Lizzy Caplan Topless.

Lizzy Caplan in a uncredited scene form True Blood topless.

Alice Cooper and the Muppets

What kind of acid was Jim Hensen dropping when he thought this would be a good idea

The 9 Craziest Pregnant Women in News Report History

Anybody who has another human being growing inside them for nine months has the right to go a little crazy. But these pregnant women have taken their nine-month phase to a whole new level. From drunk-robbing a taco shop with a hammer to getting into a full-on fist fight at a parking lot to getting their fourth DUI, these pregnant maniacs prove that expecting a baby does not always lead to self-improvement. Here are the 9 craziest pregnant women in news report history.

Nice job there, farmer man

He's got a lot to learn about "rows"