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Bird vs. Cats

Although you'd think that this bird was outnumbered by what is perhaps its sworn and most hated enemy, he just doesn't seem to give a damn. Instead he cunningly uses his beak to nip them on the tail, then he can steal their food. Clever bird.

Amazing Mind Reader Reveals His 'Gift'

This unholy abomination of a man can communicate with demons, he's crossed the threshold into another world to reveal information about these people and couldn't have got from any other way! OK, maybe he just had a look online then.

Awesome Advertising

Advertising is usually unimaginitive, uninspired or unnecessarily lurid. If you really want to sell you brand then you have to push the creative envelope. Here are some adverts that won't make you want to set fire to a box of kittens.

Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'

A new adventure for the fictional cat that acts more like a real cat than most real cats. This one sees his territory being encroached upon by a new arrival. What will happen? Will he claws its face off and piss in the bloodied skull for trying to take over his turf? Let's see...

Cool Pumpkin And Creepy Kid

Dog Attack - Or CPR?

If it's an attack, that second dog is dead. DEAD I say!

Incredible Sports Photography

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

Mrs. Pac-Man - WTF!?!

And here we all were thinking she was just the fictitious wife of a seminal character from early arcade gaming history. But no, it seems she's real and hanging out in someone's kitchen. Praise be. (now kill her with fire)