The Latest Apple Products - WTF!?!

People are lined up to buy these awesome new Apple products! They all make a lot more sense to me than the Apple iPad!

Dan Fanelli Will Kill You

Terrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he'll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I'm thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.

If You Don't Know Me By Now

With Valentines Day fast approaching, and just in case your Woman says that your not very romantic, we have here some shining examples of how to win your way into that special ladies heart.

George Lucas directs Boyhood

A long time ago, George Lucas created a story about a ten-year-old boy and his family. Filming them for the next 12 years, they made intergalactic history.

Sudoku

Compete for the fastest time in this classic numbers game.

Too much to drink on halloween

Ass Injection

This is a demonstration of how to give an intramuscular injection in the bottom.

Kate Beckinsale: The Sexiest Woman Alive

Today is a special day, we have Very Sexy Video Of the newly crowned 'Sexiest Woman Alive' WOW!

Fastest Workers On Earth

This is what happens when you have a hands transplanted with ninja hands. With the right hands and a little bit of training it’s even possible to scratch your butt faster than the human eye can detect.

Christmas Yummies

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without assets of mass distraction man would probably have lots of free time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks. Makes you wonder.