Wannabe Pole Dance FAIL!

What is it with stripper poles for the home market, they must be made of cardboard or something equally as inferior for the demands of a pole dancer? Still it makes for moves you'll never see in a club - OUCH!

Chick has to shit bad

Babies Laughing at Dogs

Babies! Laughing at dogs! If you fail to raise a smile to at least one of these then your heart must be made from dark matter, or maybe you're just too sophisticated for your own good. But it's all fun and games until a baby gets bitten.

Celebrity Cash

Here is a superb solution when it comes down to trying to remember 'what' dead President belongs with 'what' bill denomination - Stick a celebrity on the note and you will be able to recite them with no trouble.

Boss Slayer Game

A simple game that takes you through a seies of frantic bullet-hell shmup bosses. Can't beat all of them on your first go? Spend some cash, uppgrade your ship and try again. You'll get it eventually, you sausage fingered, no skill retard.

Most Drunk Driver Ever

How many faceplants must you make before you realize you're not OK?

Drunken Shamings Hall Of Fame!

You've passed out due to one to many shandys and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but you would be sad you missed some of the things the girls are doing.

Notessimo

Create your own music with a library of more than 150 instruments.

The more Things Change...

Proof positive that we started early and kept at it. Primal man didn't have Porche's, Gucci Suits and $200 haircuts to attract the fairer of the species, he had to be much more creative if he wanted to score his share. This guy is my new idol!

Yum.

Talking about the drink, of course.