Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

you used to own a bike

ASIMO the Humanoid Robot

This is Honda's latest robot model and soon when the singularity hits he'll steal your job, your wife, your life. It all starts with him being able to walks down stairs and dance on one foot, next thing you know you'll be enslaved to his kind.

Gymnastic Fail

Call it a fail if you like but I think this is freaking awesome. If this is what gymnastics was all about I would have bought myself tickets to the Olympics.

Silly deer caught in a swingset

Personally I think he's just having some fun.

FPS Russia Shoots Helicopter

When the undead rise from the graves to consume the flesh of the living, this is the man you want to be hanging out with. Not only has he got an arsenal that could take out a small country, the man knows how tom use it too.

Girls Loves Doggy Style

This clever poodle knew what it wanted right from the start and then it seized upon its opportunity, next thing your know, there's some unwilling interspecies action occuring. Can you file a harassment charge against a dog?

The Bloody Bacon Cheese

This cocktail isn't so much a drink as a meal. And a not very appetising meal at that. It's like a weird hybrid caught halfway between a food and a drink. A strange unholy mutant never intended for mass production. Still, Alie's hot.

Star Trek 90210

After seeing the new Star Trek 11 trailer I just couldn't resist.

Star Trek meets the classic 90210 intro theme song.

Idiots (with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth)

So, if you went out with either of these girls, would that make you a pedo? Or are they, just like, mentally retarded, would it be like shagging Forest Gump, but a female. I dunno. I’d hit it though. Both.