Assassin's Creed for Kinect Announced!

Did you just geek in your pants at the prospect of the first Assassin's Creed game with full motion control? The idea of walking around and using your hands to execute all those classic moves is tantalising, shame this is just an elaborate April Fool's -- Or is it? Oh crap, now i'm confused?

Freaky Man Is FREAKY

This guy looks like he's spent a good eight hours in make up getting covered in latex to star as that fat ugly woman Arnie disguises himself as in a remake of Total Recall. Look at those chins, remarkable. Keep away from children and small animals.

An Indecent Proposal from Sarah Silverman

Politics is weird. Sarah Silverman’s put herself on the line and said she’ll scissor 78 year old Sheldon Adelson until he jizzes if he gives his money to Obama instead of Romney. God bless her.

Why Teenagers Aren't Sent Into Space

In this NASA education video game your mission is to explore and restore, fixing critical systems on a lunar settlement after a meteor strike. Or you could just pull some major air in the moon buggy and rip up the solar panels. Take that, space!

Bonus Stage The Lost Episode

Some jerks are back for a short time to be jerks.

Breaking Bad - Aaron Paul Audition

Science biiitches! It's pretty clear from this audition tape by Aaron Paul that he totally owned the role of Jessie Pinkman right from the very get go, if they hadn't given him the job then it would've been a crime against humanity. Or, at least a bit daft of them.

straight or gay, who will you vote for?

that's certainly not a legal move in america

Odd Touch Sign

Quite a strangely worded sign, that's for sure. No taking the animals!

10 Incredible Internet Easter Eggs

The internet is full of treats so prepare to have your mind blown with these 10 incredible internet easter eggs. Should I be worried or proud that I already know most of these?